Effective Date: 6/7/2025
Welcome to our little corner of the internet! Before you fill your cart with earthy goodness, please read these Terms and Conditions. By using our website (“Site”), you’re agreeing to the following legal-yet-human rules. Don’t worry—we kept the legal speak to a minimum and added a sprinkle of good vibes.

1. Who Can Shop Here (Spoiler: Not Kids)

To use this site and buy our products, you must be at least 18 years old (21+ for certain items—looking at you, vapes and kratom). By being here, you promise that you’re old enough to know better and young enough to still enjoy plant-based wellness.

Please double-check the laws in your area—we love hemp, but we’re not responsible for what’s legal (or not) where you live.

2. About Our Products (and What They Don’t Do)

We sell hemp-derived products with less than 0.3% THC, fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill and Colorado law. Our offerings are about lifestyle, wellness, and good energy—not medical miracles.

We don’t make health claims, so please don’t interpret anything here as medical advice, wizardry, or divine healing. Consult your doc if you have health questions—that’s their jam.

3. Ordering Stuff (a.k.a. The Fun Part)

When you place an order, we do a little happy dance. But we also reserve the right to cancel or refuse any order for any reason—like if you try to order 100 bottles of roll-on at once. (We love your enthusiasm though.)

Prices, products, and availability can change without notice—just like Colorado weather.

4. Play Nice Online

You agree not to do anything shady on our site. That means:

• No fake names or ninja-level hacking.

• No scraping, crawling, or other digital weirdness.

• Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not—we think the real you is pretty great.

5. The Boring But Important Legal Stuff

All text, images, product descriptions, and logos are ours (unless otherwise credited). You can’t use our stuff without asking. Be cool.

6. We Can’t Promise Perfection

While we try to keep our site running smoother than fresh-pressed hemp oil, sometimes the universe has other plans. The site is provided “as is” with no guarantees it won’t act up once in a while. If it breaks, we’ll fix it—but we’re not liable for any cosmic disruptions.

7. Our Lawyer Says We Need This

If you misuse this site or break the rules, you agree to hold us harmless and cover any damages or legal claims that come our way because of it. (Basically: don't cause trouble.)

8. Colorado is Our Turf

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado. If there’s ever a dispute, it’ll be handled in Larimer County, CO—preferably over coffee and conversation, but legally if necessary.

9. We Might Change These Terms (But Not Just to Mess With You)

We may update these Terms from time to time. If we do, we’ll post them here. Keep browsing and buying, and you’re agreeing to the latest version.

10. Questions? Concerns? Dad Jokes?

Hit us up:
📧 Email: Loveland@theCBDstoreCompany.com
📍 Store Address: The CBD Store, 657 E. Eisenhower Blvd, Suite 657, Loveland, CO 80537
We’re real people, not bots, and we’re happy to help (within reason—we won’t build you a hemp castle. Yet).